List
Here is the complete list of all splashes in the current language.
| # | Category | Text |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | Quote | “Less is more.” — Ludwig Mies van der Rohe / Robert Browning |
| 2. | Quote | “Simple is better.” — Tim Peters from the “Zen of Python” |
| 3. | Quote | “Make things as simple as possible – but not simpler.” — Folklore |
| 4. | Quote | “Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.” — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry |
| 5. | Quote | “The best is always simple.” — Heinrich Tessenow |
| 6. | Quote | “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Don't repeat yourself.” — Albert Einstein / DRY Principle |
| 7. | Quote | “Why do I have three kids and no money? Why can't I have no kids and three money?” — Homer Simpson |
| 8. | Quote | “Treat someone like scum long enough, they become scum.” — Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect) |
| 9. | Folklore | “Women are like toilets: They're either engaged or full of shit.” — Folklore |
| 10. | Quote | “In the past, people sought education to find the truth. Today, to bury it more elegantly.” — Willy Meurer |
| 11. | Quote | “Karma is awarded by the cosmos.” — Homer Simpson |
| 12. | Folklore | “They that sow the wind shall reap the whirlwind.” — Folklore |
| 13. | Folklore | “He who loves his car, pushes it.” — Folklore |
| 14. | Quote | “Humor and patience are the two camels that carry you through every desert.” — Phil Bosmans |
| 15. | Quote | “Envy must be earned; pity is given to you for free.” — Robert Lembke |
| 16. | Quote | “Death knows no mercy and madness no boundaries.” — Folklore |
| 17. | Quote | “I don’t want to leave revenge to my children.” — Shadowrun |
| 18. | Self | “NO Object Programming: Because code can fly even without overhead.” — NOOP! Framework |
| 19. | Self | “No conditions in the template. Because logic belongs in the controller.” — NOOP! Framework |
| 20. | Self | “7 years of evolution: From a single-file experiment to a website framework.” — NOOP! Framework |
| 21. | Self | “Cumulative Layout Shift: 0. Performance: 100%.” — NOOP! Framework |
| 22. | Self | “Parsed with lifeblood and Markdown.” — NOOP! Framework |
| 23. | Self | “A byte is not guaranteed to consist of 8 bits.” — NOOP! Framework |
| 24. | Self | “Never demand something that you do not abide by yourself.” — cisco211 |
| 25. | Self | “If you invest nothing, you get nothing in return.” — cisco211 |
| 26. | Self | “Happiness is not achieved through indoctrination.” — cisco211 |
| 27. | Self | “Apes are just human after all.” — cisco211 |
| 28. | Self | “The stupid and the wicked rule through money and power, not through ability and talent.” — cisco211 |
| 29. | Self | “Knowledge is power, but the truth is absolute agony.” — cisco211 |
| 30. | Quote | “Happiness cannot be beaten into you.” — k3LLerInstInkt |
| 31. | Quote | “He who constantly does evil will reap evil.” — k3LLerInstInkt |